Cinco De Mayo

a day where americans get drunk at mexican restaurants

Christopher got drunk on cinco de mayo

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 5, 2023

mayo de noche

The correct way to pronounce the name of the white condiment spelled 'mayonnaise'.

Person 1: Do you want any mayo de noche with your fries?

Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?

by Shrek Fan May 5, 2023

Stinko de Mayo

This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.

Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.

by Stinko May 5, 2021