Bro Code

The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.

Man that knows the bro code:
//www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ut69j8/thanks_waiter/

by Your_Waiter1124 August 22, 2022

Bro Code

Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.

Such as:

Rule 1. Bros before hoes

Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed

Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners

Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro

Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is

‘Phone rings’

Cole: “hello?”

Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”

Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up

Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”

Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”

Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”

Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”

by Cole BB December 2, 2020

Bro code

A bro is allowed to date another bros sister as long as his name is Jade and you know he will treat her like a queen

Damn JADE is so cool he can over rule the bro code

by Kemosabe February 23, 2021

Bro Code

You do not in any circumstances chase another man's girl that's when you're bro connection is gone and you drop down to the snake pit. Unless she is the ho trying it on then do the dirty do and then tell the boyfriend, just like they do the (HOE'S) so time we start treating the ho's like equals just like they want.

Bro Code, what's happening is this what the bro code has come too.

by BiGBoYBLaZie 2 August 30, 2019

Bro Code #999

Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.

Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."

by TheGameFreak326 June 17, 2019

The Bro code Elder

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.

His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.

by Shivaraj May 11, 2020

Bro code nr: 17

Bro code nr:17: you may not ruin a relationship chance for one of your boys

-did you do what everyone has told me?

-what do you mean ?

-you broke Bro code nr: 17 from the bro code

by te18c kanske August 26, 2020