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National Sloppy Toppy Day 

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.
Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE 

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day

November 31st is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are excited to give Isaac top on National give sloppy toppy to Isaac day!

gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day 

April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery
Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*