ihy(replace)

when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.

ihy(replace) i dont actually hate you

by Broenem September 15, 2022

Replacement Girlfriend

A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.

Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.

by Pudgy Monkey March 5, 2024

Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.

DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy's girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.

Boy (drunk calls replacement girlfriend): "My girlfriend is asleep so I called you."
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”

by Pudgy Monkey December 9, 2023

Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

Replacement rival

When you're playing Mario Kart and take out the person in front of you to take the lead, only for another player to show up and claim it out of nowhere.

"I knocked out Yoshi to reach 1st, but then Shy Guy showed up as a replacement rival.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend

“My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”

by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023