The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day
by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023
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April 13 is the international day for everyone to put their powerful tongue skills to use for a GOOD cause. Everybody licking fanny.
Nigga 1: you eat some pussy today?
Nigga 2: fuck yeah it's international pussy eating day!!
Nigga 1: yeeesss boy!
Bitch 1: I'm eating pussy too!!
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Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
by Obf.charles April 12, 2018
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July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)
Hey jim

Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)
by swaghomosexual July 4, 2021
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a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February
Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt
by jamima77 December 10, 2020
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April 11 free pussy picture :national holiday recognized by the government
It’s National pussy pic day😏
by Jaheim cyntrell April 11, 2022
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