brainer

The act of making a basic decision and bragging it's smart and unusual.

1- I'm worried about the high Covid infections atm so I'm wearing triple masks *smug face*

2- daamn, that's very smart brainer-boy

by Kafka1 August 26, 2021

No Brainer

A choice that doesn't require IQ because its so easy.

Me Picking a PC over a phone was a No Brainer

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

no brainer

People who are smart in a way people don't want and people just don't acknowledge

Examples(No_brainer)

{

"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
}

"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."

by dipshit123U()_(U)(*&& December 13, 2021

No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.

I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025