today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
by mocholoco October 14, 2021

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022

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by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.
by Risawood April 11, 2023

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
by Sir paska January 28, 2023

by Jeve Stone June 25, 2023
