MP

Stands for mustardy pimp. A nickname for my good friend for dressing up like a pimp @ 1 of me parties and then at another being sick producing the most disgusting yellow substance. He is also particularly cool for allowing me to lick his nipples on multiple occasions.

AKA Henry Hall

Ps he is a good friend of GAZ (u know) so I would FALL BACK otherwise the fuck will be kicked into you.

Da MP is the the motherfucking house home boi.

4 shizzle me bizzle

by Alfie the home boi boi (also a gd friend of gaz) October 17, 2004

mp

A tall ugly dirty smart college kid, who has a girlfriend, but despite all of this he will smell for the rest of his life.

Are you an mp

by Not Mp July 31, 2003

MP

A term used on snapchat by irish people that stands for meet or pass. A meet is an irish term for a long kiss usually involving hands

Mp and hos

by Naughtopus November 14, 2018

mp

moist pussy

You don't want to zip-line with an upset tummy? Don't be such an MP!!

by c-arts August 12, 2011

mp

A common abbreviation for Muffin Paradise.

All of the cool kids are going to MP

by Bydnelg February 26, 2005

MP

Stand for www.musclephilosophy.com. A website where you can find gross pictures of women flexing their muscles who are on steroids.

Did you hear that Ryan likes to go on MP? He must like women who look like guys.

by Holycrapalo3 December 08, 2010

mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009