Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
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Kate Middleton

The future Queen of England, who stalked and chased a Prince! Bullied her sister in law, due to the jealousy over the other Prince! As she wanted to have brothers, one for the crown and one for support!
Kate Middletons goal in life was to marry a prince, however she had better company when she was with the Princes younger brother
by Duchess of Truth March 7, 2024
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Middleton

This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty
Middleton is a shit hole
by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023
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Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.
Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.
by bchc2003 June 1, 2018
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