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Jarassic park monkey bike 

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".
Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
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Jurasicparktrespassery 

And adjective that is given to:
1- Weird glitches
2- Having the air of being overambitious and designed by chimps
3- The kind of game that would tattoo a health bar in your forehead
Friend 1: Hey, I found an error in my game that makes people explode.
Friend 2: How Jurasicparktrespassery