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Joob

A substance of semen where you ejaculate in a bottle, let it marinate for 2-3 days, and use it for different foods like toast or biscuits.
Hey Kevin, Pass the Joob bottle over here will you? I need to put some tang on this biscuit.
by YungWhiteTiger Boyyyy May 2, 2025
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Platty Joobs

platty joobs simply means platinum jubilee but for short it was created by actor Kiell Smith Bynoe and quickly became a popular phrase on Twitter.
‘You ready for platty joobs?!”
“Huh?”
PLATTY JOOBS?!”
“Uh I guess so
by oowasiapainter May 31, 2022
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Joob

A verb that means to FaceTime.
Menashe, I’m about to stick a huge pot of tbeet in the oven; I’ll joob in five hours.
by Miraj9 December 30, 2021
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joob

the noob but joob very typo
john: hey you stinky
ahmad: shut up joob
john: did you mean noob?
ahmad: shut up joob
john: stap 😭💀
by not joob big man October 10, 2022
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joob

these joob girls are joobie
by rattitude July 7, 2022
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Joobs

Ooo look Lilly has “joobs”
by Your mam x January 8, 2022
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