Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time

My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.

by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024