James Harden

The system (mockingly)

James Harden: I am not a system player. I am the system!

by MonfredtheCoolBloke November 21, 2023

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Hardened Up

Hardening up means to get anyone in a fighting position where they wont be able to be move and they’re as stiff and strong as a brick, throwing haymaker punches causing damages familiar to what a brick would cause.

“Aye fuck nigga you finna get me Hardened Up!”

by freedakarvi March 11, 2023