Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

by CloakMaster June 09, 2018

Samantha haggard

A person that had such a juicy booty that you can hear it clap from miles away. The only one to tame it is Hagrid from Harry Potter giving her the nickname Hagrid.

Did you hear that noise? Yeah it’s just Samantha haggard aka Hagrid’s butt.

by Butternut nipple clamp June 09, 2022