Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

forklifted

when you get high in a forklift

i found 4 blunts and a forklift and now im gonna spend my night getting forklifted in the backyard

by booboobuubuu November 23, 2024

lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.

Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.

by Jea Bagel November 30, 2013

Forklifting

Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.

“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”

by LickyBlicky September 25, 2020

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 5, 2009

Forklift

When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting

This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right

by EmmaDearest August 6, 2023