Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 5, 2009

Danish Forklift

When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.

“Man I just received the best Danish Forklift”

by Fat boy Dave May 18, 2018

forklift

Apple polisher in chinglish, Since forklift is a very powerful machine that can lift anything.
In Teow Chew or Hokkien, apple polisher used to be "Hu LP".
Thus in chinglish, the forklift i powerful enough to "Hu your boss LP"

See, John is forklift his boss again, guess he will get a great increment for this year too

by The Chinglish Guy July 21, 2022

lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.

Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.

by Jea Bagel November 30, 2013