ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

UAFC Famed

A simp. Anytime a female is around you know UAFC Famed will be there. He is too shy to ask them out though, so he sits and listens to them talk.

UAFC Famed is a simp.

by Colton1070 September 20, 2020

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020