Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

by avenshmit May 2, 2010

cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding

Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

cranberry for color

to add cranberry juice to an alcoholic drink, shot, or cocktail, not for the flavor, but only enough to turn it red.

Jeff likes his vodka strong, so he mostly adds cranberry for color.

by thedustyone June 26, 2010

cranberry sprite

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.

Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.

by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious

-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

Cranberry Cobbler

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.

I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a cranberry cobbler.

by Foot Slave February 13, 2013

Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

by Patroneme January 11, 2019