poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee December 15, 2008

birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

by bhrome April 4, 2004

Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010

Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

by derp216 September 6, 2022