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Time

something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this
You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-
by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
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Hammer Time

When a girl jumps on your face, breaking your nose, and then lets you eat her out
Wow I can’t believe how bad my nose hurt after I got Hammer Timed, but at least I ate her out
by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025
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Corner-Time

When one has coke (aine) they’d like to do, they use the corner of a card in their wallet to scoop said coke out and sniff it from said area.
Yo bro. Im starting to slump. Corner-Time?”
“Dude lets hit a corner-time at the bar later!”
by TTV Skoneyy November 20, 2021
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time to pay back that favor

A tiktok meme created because of a viral aletyler porn video.
“Hey did you see that time to pay back that favor aletyler video?”
by katie’s #1 fan December 6, 2023
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Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.
“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.
by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
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