Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Spaghetti Time

another way of saying a girls on her period.

Damn Girl! I can smell that Spaghetti Time like a motha F*cka.

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

Night-time head sneakers

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.

How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020

Budda Time

A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.

Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

Gravy Time

When you have reached a point
in your life, after loving and suffering
enough, that you are truly ok going with going with the flow.

It’s not that I don’t care buddy, but I’m on gravy time now and thinking about things a a whole lot differently.

by RJLA June 11, 2023