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August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have
Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever
by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021
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Best friendness

Best friendness is another way to sayplatonic” or “platonically
Person 1: I love you in the most best friendness way possible

Person 2: me too! *best friend’s name*
by Xthat..one..gacha..kidx January 23, 2022
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13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
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Friend

Someone who is there for you, and someone who will hang out with you no matter what your doing.Even if it's nothing they would still be there, and they would talk to you when needed, and a friend would make an effort to see you just as much as you do for them.
Kelsey is such a good friend, she is always there for me, and we and out almost every weekend.
by Kailey12345 April 16, 2017
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Friend

Bob:why do i not have friend
Tom:Fuck you
by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018
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