Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Greatest Of All Time

Archie

Archie is the Greatest Of All Time.

by TheKekLord February 28, 2021

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024

time

best pink floyd song ever and moner

yo you wanna listen to dark side of the moon? yeah especially time

by profesional dumbass August 23, 2022

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017