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Alan

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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
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Alan

“Bro are you watching One piece

“Nah bruh this shits gay af, more like Alan Piece”
by thelongwalktodachau November 23, 2021
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Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
I’m just going for an alan
by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
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Alan

He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf
Alan is hella sexy
by Elpp November 22, 2021
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Alan

Oh wait that’s Alan, he must have a big dick
by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021
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Alan

A sweet and caring man whose only goal in life is to please you. This medium-height Hispanic man with black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and mainly Christian beliefs will hold you closer than anyone else. When you date Alan you're going to marry him. He loves nicknames like Babe and Baby and will call you his princess!
Alan cares about me sooo much!

Alan is adorable! i already bought him a ring!
by hehehehehahahahahaa December 5, 2022
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Alan

Alan, you’re the most sweetest man i have ever met. i really want you to know that you have such a kind heart i really do appreciate you coming into my life. once i met you my life changed completely. i just knew i wanted to be with you. i just knew you were the one. i knew i wanted to commit to you. i felt a connection the first day we met. once you told me you had feelings for me i had to tell you i was talking to someone because i didn’t want to hurt you because i care about you. i know you kind of trust me and that’s on me. i want you to trust me with your all. im sorry for making you think i would hurt you. i don’t know how to get you to understand that i wouldn’t do that to your kind heart. i would never do anything to hurt you. i know i have a cold heart but i have a soft spot just for you. my heart belongs to you. i could’ve just given up on you but i don’t want to you’re the love of my life and i feel a spark between us. this type of love is something else. this whole relationship was kind of new to me since no one has cared about me so much. the whole communication thing is new to me since i don’t express my feelings like that to anyone and i know i can with you, it’s just hard. but trust me i’m trying my hardest because i know you would like it if i communicated with you. it kind of sucks you’re still stuck up on your past. i wish that shitty ass relationship you had could just go away:( i love you amor😞.
by -you know😕 March 16, 2022
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