hunter's dick

A giant big ass cock that is usually white. Veiny, but soft. It's very pleasing.

Ohhh I wish my boyfriend had a Hunter's dick

by Kayleighsexymama May 17, 2016

puny dick

Your best friend who happens to be bigger than you that you know can't possible hope to even have a mediocre cock that couldn't touch the bottom of a tuna can erect.

Yeah, here comes Dominick with that puny dick of his.

by Cleverbob99 August 25, 2016

dick smacked

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.

"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".

by Double G Dog November 23, 2013

Dick Dust

IS WHAT A MAN SPRINKLES ON A WOMEN THAT HE HAS MORE THAN SATISFIED

Damn that motha fucca just gave me a mean dose of his dick dust.

She has been sprinkled with dick dust

you just dick dusted me didn't you.

Under the dick dust spell

by Bubbles760 January 21, 2015

Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.

After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.

by Mortadella May 14, 2014

dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.

Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.

by ammali September 30, 2009

to get dicked

to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes

To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.

by selaflaure August 12, 2015