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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things
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Motherfucker

The n word of people of all races.
Adam: I’ve been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?

Chris: I’m on 7 mile bruh.
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fuck shit bitch motherfucker

When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.
by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023
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bitch-ass motherfucker

annoying one, of the female gender, that fucks their mom.
by Stupid Af July 13, 2021
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BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER

PEOPLE THAT CANT DECIDE ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES . CHANGES THEIR MINDS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
by friskychick April 30, 2021
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dumb motherfucking slut

A girl who sleeps with multiple men while in a relationship, while her boyfriend/husband is in the same building.
That dumb motherfucking slut fucked my best friend while I was in the loundroom watching the news
by Dumb motherfucking slut March 18, 2018
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