The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.
Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
by mystify April 8, 2022
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But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
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by Pearl Vasq November 20, 2023
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Girl 2: Yea, eli is a sexgod he will leave class even if it jeopardizes his grades just to fuck.
Girl 2: Yea, eli is a sexgod he will leave class even if it jeopardizes his grades just to fuck.
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