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A rug

Someone who is a liar who lies like a rug. so much that they BECOME an actual literal rug.
Kelly lies so much bruh, she's a rug
by ETOWN253 February 21, 2026
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Cum Rug

1. A thick coating of dried cum on bald head that resembles a hair piece or toupee. Full coverage usually requires multiple simultaneous ejaculations from a group as well as the use of some type of applicator by a stylist to ensure even application and shape.
2. A protective piece of carpet - usually a remnant, but sometimes an expensive, purpose-made, decorative oriental example costing many thousands of dollars - placed on the floor to capture ejaculate from various sex acts.
1. Jim enjoyed showing off his cum rug after having many men ejaculate on his bald head during group sex. His cosmetologist friend did a nice job spreading the cum and using masking tape and vinyl edging to prevent dripping during the drying process.
2. The tech billionaire positioned beautiful custom-designed oriental cum rugs next to his bed to capture his cum dripping from the anuses of his sex partners. When they became saturated, he encased the cum rugs in acrylic and displayed them under custom lighting in his sex dungeon.
by Velvet Tongue February 24, 2026
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