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Motherfucked

It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...

A. The Motherfucker

Or,

B. The Motherfucked

**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.

Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!
There are two types of people in this world: The Motherfuckers and The Motherfucked.
by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019
mugGet the Motherfuckedmug.

motherfucker

A motherfucker is where a person, well, FUCKS THERE MOTHER.
In Alabama there are a lot of motherfuckers.
by Theguymandudeguy November 23, 2019
mugGet the motherfuckermug.

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.
Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
by Aesthetix February 6, 2020
mugGet the Dasvidaniya, motherfuckermug.

motherfuckness

A situation where motherfuckers are being motherfuckers.

or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.

Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.
"I can't deal with your motherfuckness right now!"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"

"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"
by dibsonthis August 5, 2021
mugGet the motherfucknessmug.

Die, motherfucker!

An increasingly popular mass refrain in the United States, directed at the Insurrectionist in Chief, due to his unstoppable deranged determination to destroy democracy and deprive US citizens of everything they know and love about being an American.
Although it’s sad and horrible to have such a socially and spiritually unacceptable thought, many American patriots, simple humanists, and scholars cannot help but utter the words, or at least think, “Die, motherfucker!” when they consider the depth of depravity that exists in this singularly pathetic and deeply destructive human being.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023
mugGet the Die, motherfucker!mug.

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