Red flag

Brian is the definition of red flag. The biggest red flag. You could find his picture next to red flag in the dictionary.
Brian is the best red flag. He broke my heart.
by BrianIsARedFlag July 13, 2024
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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 09, 2022
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epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"
by the_riviera_kid October 08, 2010
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Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.
Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.
by Mr. Horror November 16, 2016
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red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.
After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.
by Static_Deth July 15, 2013
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Red Sundae

The inflamed area around the male crotch that is the direct result of skin disease.
Wow Theo, what the hell is going on around your crotch??? It looks like you got a red sundae going on.
by Dickhead4loife August 23, 2021
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Red Gusher

When you eat a woman out on her period, then get a mouthful of those glorious blood clots and go to make out with her while slowly spitting the clots into her mouth
Me and my girl were going at it when !WHAMMIE! I gave her a taste of that Red Gusher.
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
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