plays basketball and sweats all over the floor. usually fumbles the bag. uses not your mothers hair products. eats watermelon.def has jibizz in his crocs. he had a kind soul. he probably has a hoe hat that he got on one of his yearly tips. he loves dogs and likes bucket hats!
by fartberg July 21, 2022
Get the jackmug. A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.
by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024
Get the Jack mopmug. To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.
Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.
by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011
Get the Jack-spressionmug. Shortened version of premature ejaculation.
Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks
by SandNig01 January 7, 2021
Get the Preemie jackmug. by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021
Get the Jack(son) shitmug. The most perfect kid, probably a soccer goalie, he will make it into algebra 1 in 7th grade, he is a straight A student, he takes French class. He sits next to the stupid kid in that class. He’s amazing, and he will grow up to be an Engineer.
Jack: The Living Calculator.
by REINCARNATEPEEP November 5, 2019
Get the Jackmug. A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.
by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019
Get the Jackmug.