by TheUselessCopywriter December 8, 2022
Get the Emo-Kidmug. by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010
Get the jiffy kid.mug. And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my lifemug. A kid that always talks shit, always wants to fight people and brags, about it and most of puts himself above others and still gets his ass caved in.
Yo that cocky ass kid kept talkin’ shit. So I ran his fade and now the whole school talkin shit bout’ him.
by Wrldx. October 20, 2020
Get the Cocky Ass Kidmug. you know that kid who smells like SHIT and wears a Minecraft hoodie and has blond hair and is most likely a pussy and is bad at roasts
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 April 10, 2021
Get the that one kidmug. The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
by BAD KID with a flamethrower July 11, 2019
Get the The kid who is behind youmug. by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023
Get the Lake Effect Kidmug.