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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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best friend

a friend that you are particularly close with and trust, typically, one is more attractive than the other. legally, there can never be two pretty best friends at once, it’s widely considered impossible by many.
“i saw two pretty best friends yesterday!!”

“u are a compulsive liar
by abiami December 13, 2020
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Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.
Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.
by LIVY POP May 4, 2022
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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have
Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever
by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021
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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
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Friend

A friend is typically defined as a person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. Friendship involves a mutual affection and a sense of camaraderie between individuals. Friends often share common interests, provide emotional support, and enjoy spending time together. True friendship is characterized by loyalty, understanding, and a willingness to help and stand by each other in both good and challenging times. Friendships can develop in various contexts, such as school, work, community, or through shared hobbies and interests. The nature and depth of friendships can vary, but they generally involve a genuine connection and a sense of companionship.
Samantha has been my friend since kindergarten, and we've shared countless memories, laughter, and support throughout the years.
by matei1 December 20, 2023
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