Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

Fucking the Gun

Fucking the Gun is a term used for an unnecessary sex scene that doesn’t progress the plot and is just there for the sex appeal of the audience.

Person 1: Hey, did you *insert title here*?

Person 2: No, I didn’t. Did anything interesting happen?

Person 1: I don’t know, I stopped watching after they Fucking the Gun halfway through.

by Xfabkmor March 8, 2023

gluck and fuck

when your bro or homie is coming over for quick sesh

Hey, shawty. You need to leave. My boy is coming over for a gluck and fuck and it’s hard to do that when there’s a chick nearby.

by skyscraper0102 March 17, 2023

Fucking Hell

it means how on earth did u that

fucking hell john HOW DID U FUCK EVERYTHING UP USING ONLY A FUCKING SPATULA YOU TWAT

by JOHN HOW HAVE YOU DONE THAT March 30, 2023

Fuck you

A cute way to say hi to someone!

person 1: good morning!
person 2: .... Fuck you

by CHAERAM January 25, 2023

Gagiggle fuck

Being so incredibly happy during sexual intercourse you giggle and nut at the same time

Fuck boy Tom:Hey Stacy wanna Gagiggle fuck later
Stacy: Bet

by Official word Nugget October 23, 2023

Fuck The I.R.S

You don’t need a fucking definition for this you stupid bitch, all my homies hate the I.R.S.

Fuck my taxes, fuck the I.R.S.

by bigman120 May 15, 2023