What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.
by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014
Get the jarmug. by Ellienymt December 7, 2022
Get the Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevinmug. by anonymous February 3, 2021
Get the Jarringmug. A glass, typically a pint of beer, especially Guinness. In Ireland a jar usually ends up as many more than just one.
by anonymous September 30, 2021
Get the Jarmug. A Jellybean Jar is a euphemism for the ass. The term originated in Western Kentucky and many teenagers in those areas use this phrase.
by Stacy's Aunt December 3, 2020
Get the Jellybean Jarmug. 
A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
Get the jar of mayonnaisemug.