Swift Kick

Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.

I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts

by Codi-Sarah August 6, 2019

swifts mum

someone that kai deeply loves <333

kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

Megan Swift

A person who is very rich and stupid.

“Ugh don’t be a Megan Swift”

by 110’s pull a madness June 3, 2020

Swift Current Broncos

The Swift Current Broncos are a WHL team based in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. For those who don’t know, they are essentially the worse version of the superior Moose Jaw Warriors. If you are one of those Broncos fans who get real loud whenever the Broncos score against the Warriors at the Mosaic Place, please shut up.

Asshole #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Swift Current Broncos game?”
Asshole #2: “Swift Current isn’t even in the playoffs, dumbass. Let’s go see the Warriors crush the overrated Winnipeg Ice.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Swift Swagging

you swag with greatness, your swag is on point.

Look at that swift swagging Lil Wayne is doing.

by Bill Robert (A Rapper) March 25, 2010

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 14, 2022