September 9th

September 9th is national Shut up Alex day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Alex tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Alex!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Alex day. Because its september 9th."

by ThomasM1982 August 31, 2020

September 5th

September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'

by nibbalations101 August 31, 2020

September 30

National fellatio day.

“Hey bro did you hear about that September 30?”
“Nah my nigga what’s up?”
“That becky bitch be giving out some free fellatio for national fellatio day!”

by fakeburger September 28, 2020

September 29

National give your friend the a kiss day 💋

“Hey it’s September 29, pucker up.”

by sep. 29 September 29, 2021

September 30

The day you hug/confess your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend

“Ew why did you hug me”
“Its September 30”
“Ohh”

by ✨quackers✨ September 30, 2021

22 September

the national kiss your boyfriend day

22 september

by skaterhead September 20, 2021

Squirt squirt September

Squirt squirt September is a month we’re typically like destroy d December but except it’s for girls and the first day 1 squirt 2nd day 2 squirts 3rd day 3 squirts and so on so fourth

Boy Hey girl I just got finished with destroy d December. girl nope it’s all about squirt squirt September

by Cheeseman gaming December 3, 2018