Lordigirl

a female fan of the band Lordi; known for going into extremes, dressing up for the concerts and finding mosnters sexually attractive

"Dude, that Lordigirl was covered in fake blood!"

"That Lordigirl said she wants to fuck him while he's istill in costume."

by Noxar June 21, 2006

Lord of the Dance

Sauron, who thought that he might for shoot for something a bit more reasonable than a ring which controlled the universe. He's actually better than you might expect for someone with his slight build.

Gandolf said to his hobbit companion,"Remember, Frodo, the ring wants to find it's owner. The Lord of the Dance does not need a ring, but a rhythm, and has since before Wizards came to this land."
Frodo was by now sleeping in Gandolf's lap, I'm afraid, and dreaming of the perverted little stunts he could do when he got back to the Shire. He could give two tiny dukes what Sauron was doing.

by The greasy panties of John McCain February 18, 2008

Wizard Shit Lord

When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.

Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.

Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?

by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009

drop loads

To ejaculate on a person.

OOOOOHHHHH Yeah! I just drop loads all over you. Droppin' Loads!!!!!

by Miguel Sanchez Rodriguez January 31, 2009

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

by Bxdockte April 13, 2009

Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.

ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.

by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011

Lordswood girls school

A school with a bunch of girls which half of them are gay and the teachers are pricks who care about our uniform more than our education. And has girls who think they're bad when they're not

Girl: "that beg goes to that gay school"
Other girl: "Oh Lordswood girls school"

by gyuahwijosdoigah January 13, 2022