Charles J. Guiteau

the guy who killed the president that nobody cares about (james a. garfield)
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president

guy: did you know james a garfield was killed by charles j. guiteau?
guy 2: whos james a garfield?

by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021

hit em with da W.D. Gaster

when things get awkward so you lowkenuinely dip out like gaster himself when the fun value is 66

A: "It was fuckin crazy dude so yk i had to hit em with da W.D. Gaster"
B: "Bro are you high"

by hewwocolonthree February 24, 2026