talk to earth

Saying that someone needs to stop talking to you with such disrespect, or to stop saying something because they are wrong. Essentially telling them to get more in touch with nature (Earth) so they can be more humble and not disrespectful or judgmental.

"Damn bro, are you really wearing fake Jordan's right now?" "Are you blind? My J's are not fake, talk to earth."

by Ender Crowe February 4, 2025

thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

Earth contemplation

When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.

Earth contemplation is good for mental health.

by Natural Life April 9, 2021

Whitest Name on Earth

Howard Waynesboro

Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth

by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

by Epicman January 22, 2024