double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

M Double-B

An abbreviated name for a "Mind Blowing Batt"

-an awesomely massive batt-like joint.

Dude, that is one fuckin' M Double-B!

by HeadlyGrange March 23, 2011

Double dipping

When a couple is making love and the male pulls out to ejaculate so he does not impregnate her. Then after he fully cums he proceeds to continue right where he left off.

Hey Ian, man I tell you what; I was Double Dipping in Elizabeth all night since I don't need a kid just yet.

Niiiiccceee Jacob!

by HandsomeRan October 14, 2020

double-half-niece

1- Daughter of maternal half-sister and of paternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Daughter of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.

My double-half-niece is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

double tune

When you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song.

A: Have you heard the song "500 miles" yet?
B: I LOVE that song, I even double tuned it on my iPod

by nightyday January 15, 2010

double buckeye

Two thumbs in the bum!

The Irish Karate Mom was giving out free double buckeyes behind the dance studio.

by BeepBeepRR October 16, 2013

Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of deficating into a toilet and the urinating on it. Let the log sit, then proceed to retrieve the log, preferably by bare hand to add other bacteria to the mix. Freeze the turd until the urine has created a glossy sheen. The penis of the person in the process is then rubbed against the frozen turd like a lubricant. The tird is dropped back into the toilet and the person ejaculates into the bowl. Let the concoction linger for an additional 4 hours, and then upon freezing one last time, a "Drench Rod" is created.

"Did you hear Ron was Double Drenching? He has such a massive collection of Drench Rods!"

by TheDrencher December 28, 2024