double cherries

A ubiquitous form of fallacious argument, either verbal, textual, or in the form of an image meme, in which one presents the worst possible example of a category they don't like (can anything from political groups to music), and the best possible example of a category they do like, and uses this to suggest a qualitative difference between the two categories.

From the term "cherry picking", meaning to pick out a single example of an instance that fits your argument, while ignoring the many more that don't.

Music back then: (Lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody)
Music today: (Lyrics to Run the World)
"There was garbage music back then, and there's good music today. That's just double cherries."

by IndigoFenix December 9, 2021

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

double depression

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.

I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!

by rider brown March 16, 2017

Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025