When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent
- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook
-From skins?
-Yeah, him
-From skins?
-Yeah, him
by YourStepSister April 2, 2020

by Shuaman October 2, 2018

Wahmen "How does it feel to know you made women cry?"
Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."
Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?
You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
by dxpe? December 15, 2023

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024
