"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Aside from the weekend Turbo Tuesday is the most demanded day of the week. Featuring Jimmy Vu via bnastybeats.net or twitch.tv/bnastybeats viewers from around the globe have become increasingly interested in his top of the line visuals and new music each week!
“It’s Turbo Time guys!”
“It’s Turbo Time guys!”
Back in elementary school we were taught that testicle Tuesday was the day to check yourself. Now with Turbo Tuesday all I look forward to is new music!
by GenerationParty September 15, 2020

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

the woman at the BMV was being so omnipotent that i had to say " c u next tuesday" during my departure.
by LORD Mi EGO December 22, 2014

Every Tuesday will be remembered as "boop day." To participate, just bump someone with your hip! Simple, and flirty 😉
Person 1: Ayo, it's Boop Day Tuesday!
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't boop me, I beg you.
Person 1: Owe up.
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't boop me, I beg you.
Person 1: Owe up.
by SuperCatPowder2.0 October 28, 2019

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.
2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025
