Thats two on me

A way of taking accountability when u mess up

Sorry for ripping briss on ur lawn, thats two on me

by pradeshparamesh August 10, 2022

THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE

A saying used by someone who is offended by someones foolish actions and believe that due to their dumbness they are single.

ALEX: HAHA DARREN I TOOK YOUR PARKING SPOT OF 17 YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEIRS PLENTY OF OTHER SPOTS.
DARREN: THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE

by CHIPSANDSAUCE January 13, 2026