prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.

She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

oreo paste

When you replace the inside of an Oreo with jizz and eat it.

I Oreo pasted your mom last night.

by Twoguncrowley March 16, 2021

past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)

Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"

by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023

Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023

Copy and paste wedding

A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.

Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!

by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020

window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021

Hot Past

Sharing detailed accounts of your past sexual experiences with your significant other as a form of foreplay.

Hey babe I want to hear how much of a slut you were in your hot past.

Does my hot past turn you on?

by Bored Hubby November 24, 2025