"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. 1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 5, 2020
Get the Tiesto Tuesdaymug. 
Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.
by pit… April 20, 2025
Get the Tuesday Night Twistbackmug. Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
by Sneaky Tuesday March 1, 2023
Get the Sneaky Tuesdaymug. on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
Get the Tickle Tuesdaymug.