The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

Double Spook

When you have a situation or have a day in which there are multiple layers of "spookiness" occurring simultaneously.

"Its Friday the 13th on the week of 9/11, thats double spooky".

by Some Guy who wrote about September 13, 2019

Double Chin Scissor

When two fat asses with double chins rub their chins together to slide in between.

When Corey and Mark met they could not resist double chin scissoring each other to create a magical double chin bond.

by PrimetimeRobbie June 14, 2023

Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.

John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.

by gaptooth December 17, 2023

Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.

She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

King Double Ceramic Knives

King Double Ceramic Knives! Knives of the world! The go near ceramic knives, a never rust, color and changed. Healthy and environmental product. Then keep original taste and color of food. When cutting vegetables, fruit, or meat. This is a 7-inch black mirror blade ceramic knife, beautiful and sharp. Hold ceramic still, shaaa, and the surface advantages for mobbing kitchen brooms. Look! You can cut 500 pieces of paper with it completely just for once. Our eyes will be stimulated when we use stew knives to cut onion, even will be tearful. Look! I'm okay, even when I put an onion on my eye now. So, ceramic knives all some advantages while stew knives didn't hon. If you use a blunt knife to cut ginger, the ginger chips will not be very smooth. Whether is to cut ginger's chips or small slices very easy and flexible. For beef, only food or likely, you can get ever each out of thing beef son. Look, this is a wood. I use my ceramic knife just like to cut a potato. Look at the slices! It will be very convenient if you have a ceramic knife and home. Multi-functional and non-magnetic. Look, the pieces are so thin. Good too for business dinner vegetables carving. People always afraid that ceramic knives can not be fooled, but King Double Ceramic Knives will not be damaged so easy. Don't worry for your carelessness. A matter you fall out sideways or vertically it will be okay still nothing damaged. Dear friends, Ceramic Knives will make your life better. Enjoy your life. Thank you.

I could not enjoy my life until I got some King Double Ceramic Knives. Now my life is made better!

by wifiroutermoneromining December 4, 2022

A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman using used wool socks for condoms.

She needed to do laundry after recieving A Double Muskee.

by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024