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Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”
by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021
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broad oak

a sleepy liittle place near heathfield, that has a 1 shop, 1 church, 1 school also it has a lot of house theifs around the time of the heathfield show!!!
im look for a quiet and sleepy place to live
well come to broad oak then
by thelegendaryborg November 16, 2011
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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
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Messenger Add Oak

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Messenger Add Oak
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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