Ant

Ant is an old man, his back will hurt and knees will crack. Ant also hangs his coat up in science, he checks the weather on the app and not by looking outside. Ant also likes to be called daddy (but that doesn't bother me).

Elli: Ant you're so hot and seggsy, give me love.
Ant: Hold on Elli, I'm checking the weather.

by ewmilk December 22, 2020

Ant

A small monster that will one day rule over the world. While your sleeping, they crawl on your still body and take a nibble. Do you ever feel itchy after waking up? That's why. One day we will be completely consumed by ants

Man I'm getting eaten alive by these ants.

by Jenleya July 31, 2017