lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Six lap run

A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.

Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!

by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

LAP

Long Ass Penis

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP

by anonymous December 19, 2020

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015