usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
get into but never does and just appears weak
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
 Get the lap noodlemug.
Get the lap noodlemug. A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017
 Get the Six lap runmug.
Get the Six lap runmug. Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
 Get the get off my lapmug.
Get the get off my lapmug. by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021
 Get the victory lapmug.
Get the victory lapmug. by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024
 Get the Rusty Lap Dancemug.
Get the Rusty Lap Dancemug. by Jack mehoff  April 28, 2015
 Get the lap logmug.
Get the lap logmug. 